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This post is something I could not resist because it is funny. I should resist it because it might be coming from the Forum nemisis Me, Us, Them, Honest Abe, et al.

The post is in reply to Roger Drek's expose on a former PAM (Person Around Maharaji).

Posts followed with nice little images courtesy of Bob Dobbs webpage.


Date:

Sat, Feb 27, 1999 at 05:02:13 (EST)

From:

Bob! (might be aka Honest Abe, Me Us, Them, et al.)

Email:

None

To:

Everyone

Subject:

$100 million find!
Message:

Maharaji retires! Jean-Michel orders snails! New scandals weekly! Jewels found in Joan Apter's misquote! SHP and Denise fall off their fences from the gang pressure! Wood on fences found to be sub-standard! Jean-Michel has the haricot verts! Only 4 people attend worldwide satellite event but each is counted 22,318 times! Jean-Michel has a nice, red table wine! Gold plumbing fixtures smuggled in Joan Apter's hair! Maharaji suspected in deaths of 9 babies, all named Satganga or Irving Glickstein! Jean-Michel eyes the pretty redhead at the Caf'ontmartre! New Maharaji quote found from August, 1779 issue of Divine Light, 'I love to abuse small animals and always have, they're so annoying!' Cover-up alleged in laundry scandal at residence! Jean-Michel considers a nice clafoutis for dessert! Runamok and Nimrod continue to examine the alleged toilet and other plumbing fixtures! New clues in Lincoln assassination point to Fakirinand! Videos of hummingbirds outlawed in Rhode Island! Secret slush fund from Audobon Society thought to be going to Maharaji! Jean-Michel orders the creme brul'e'd a cognac instead! Insidious textbook dealers currently under investigation! Quote extracted from Denver, 1947 program, 'Principles are bad, intelligence is useless, don't earn any money and just follow me and do whatever I say...and, oh yeah, don't ever eat any fish!' Jean-Michel gives redhead cool but knowing smile...she flashes a big grin almost causing him to lose his sangfroid....'til he realizes she's looking at the giant, dashiki'd dude from Ghana behind him! Fence construction company sued for damages and emotional distress! Mata Ji wins suit and Judge tells Maharaji, 'the greatest sin is in naming babies Satganga!' Rich Neel suspected in heart attack death of music publishing mogul! Jean-Michel sighs and orders an espresso as the redhead and African leave caf' to'her! New scandals weekly! 

5 Brighter than 1000 suns as seen through night vision goggles
4 As bright as the lights on Maharaji's jet
3 As bright as a 60 watt light bulb
2 As bright as a pile of burning ghi on a swinging arti tray
1 As bright as the inner light as seen by the third eye
Other