Hi Joe,
...what about Indian English?
English English
The guest will arrive at the conference and address the audience for twenty minutes. Tea will be served...
American English
The speaker will arrive at the convention and give a PowerPoint demonstration to the delegates. And now a few words from our sponsors.."
Indian English
The Sat-Guru will arrive at the Ram Lila ground to allow the premies to celebrate Guru Puja and receive darshan by his grace. What is mango etc?"
Jai Sat Chit Anand
Anth the tea drinking PowerPoint slide .