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Editor's Note: The post from Mahatma Coatanandbag follows the excellent Journey's End poem by the resident poet, Larkin.

Date:

Fri, Oct 15, 1999 at 01:49:04 (EDT)

From:

Mahatma Coatanandbag

Email:

To:

Larkin

Subject:

Re: Journey's end
Message:
Dear premie Ji

That was so beautiful I am truly moved to tears. I would like to put it to music and make a most beautiful Bhajan, to sing at the feet of my Lord, the Most Beautiful and Bountiful Maharaji. You are most blessed to have such wonderful way with words. It is worthy of a place in the great and most exhalted devotional music in the Bhagavad Gita. You are a most wonderful inspired gopi, I would like to bathe your feet in rose water as I sing your most divine poem out loud in praise of my Lord, the most Beautiful and Bountiful Maharaji. I am overcome with emotion, I am choking on my chappati, your words are sweeter than the sweetest gulab jamon, my mouth is filled with the sweet nectar like kulfi and I am feeling verily stoned as I read again your mighty epic. The Koran pales in comparison, the Bible is a pile of donkey dung in comparison with your incredible voluptuous verse, your heavenly tome makes me tremble in my kurta where I stand, here before my altar picture of our most Beautiful and Bountiful Lord Maharaji. I shall light ten arti candles and swing the tray as I hum the bhajan I have composed to honor your life's work. We are not worthy to surf the same information superhighway as one so enlightened as you, I shall throw my keyboard into a pile of donkey dung in shame that I cannot make the words flow like lassi as you do. Please post a picture of your glorious self on the information superhighway so that I may print it and place it on my alter next to the picture of our Most Beautiful Lord Maharaji.

Jai Satchit Anand 

5 Brighter than 1000 suns as seen through night vision goggles
4 As bright as the lights on Maharaji's jet
3 As bright as a 60 watt light bulb
2 As bright as a pile of burning ghi on a swinging arti tray
1 As bright as the inner light as seen by the third eye
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