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Fri, Mar 19, 1999 at 16:44:06 (EST)

From:

Mad scientist

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None

To:

Robyn

Subject:

M+478939+ 2+ +870ht
Message:
This is my formula for figuring out the effects of all this brainwashing on all the ex-premies.
It's really me,
Helen

Date:

Fri, Mar 19, 1999 at 22:09:54 (EST)

From:

Prof John Hammond-Smyth

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[email protected]

To:

Mad scientist

Subject:

M+478939+ 2+ +870ht
Message:
Guru raised to the power of infinity divided by the square root of all the premies = the sum of a right angled tricycle when pi is extrapulated to the decimal place equal to the number of words in a Rich Neal song.

Date:

Sat, Mar 20, 1999 at 10:06:09 (EST)

From:

Mad scientist

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None

To:

Prof John Hammond-Smyth

Subject:

M+478939+ 2+ +870ht
Message:
Exactly, my dear professor. I am familiar with your work, and with your lovely wife...very familiar. Why a few years back she was a study subject in an experiement of mine, it had to do with the sexual response mechanisms of the homo sapien female...let's just say she was an EXCELLENT subject.

Date:

Sat, Mar 20, 1999 at 11:58:17 (EST)

From:

Prof John Hammond-Smyth

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None

To:

Mad scientist

Subject:

expansion of master, theorum
Message:
My dear fellow, if you think my wife's lovely then you must surely be mad! I by the way, I forgot to mention that the total mass of the perfect master is in direct proportion to the speed of lies, squared.

Using Prof Heinz Baked-Beans theorum of the expansion of the waistline being infinite and interjuxtasupposed with the contributory factor of the followers of the master. Or in layman's terms - the more money we give the perfect master, the fatter he gets.

5 Brighter than 1000 suns as seen through night vision goggles
4 As bright as the lights on Maharaji's jet
3 As bright as a 60 watt light bulb
2 As bright as a pile of burning ghi on a swinging arti tray
1 As bright as the inner light as seen by the third eye
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