Sing along with me...I hope you "old timers" remember this. The song comes from the old "Beverly Hillbillies" TV program. "The Ballad of Jed Clampett"...I changed the words so now it's... "The Ballad of Prem Rawat"...I need a banjo. Anyhow...
................."The Ballad of Prem Rawat"....................
Come'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Prem
Back when he was a kid, he became the family gem.
An' then one day, Prem knew just what to do
He told everyone that he was Sat Guru!
Lord that is! Perfect Master! Greater than God!
Well, The first thing you know, This Prem's a millionaire
Kin-folk said, "Hey, that really isn't fair"!
He said "I'll live in Californy 'cause I'm the one that's true"
He was loaded with the bucks, so He moved to Malibu.
Hills that is! Swimming pools, Movie stars!
Ol' Rawat got a mansion, Lordy it is swank
Gold toilets and much more, donations in his bank.
Lotsa folks objected, He said "It's not a Cult",
He just likes to count the millions a layin in his vault
Cash, that is! Capital gains, Graditude money!
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Prem and all his sin
An' He would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.
You're all invited back again to his locality,
T'have a heapin' helpin' of his God reality.
Hillbully, that is! What a spell, He has his shoes off!
Y'all come back now here!