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Sun, Jan 30, 2000 at 19:48:41 (GMT)

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Jim

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Anyone speak Hindi?
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Satpal gives a two-part interview on wht appears to be Hindi TV on his web site. It'd be interesting to know what he says, wouldn't it? Any Hindi exes or friends of exes who might be able to check it out and let us know?

Satpal Speaks

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Mon, Jan 31, 2000 at 16:44:09 (GMT)

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AJacharhey

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Jim

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Namaste Jim-Ji?
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Namaste Jim-Ji.
It's boda achar to see you back on the forum Ji.

Eck tola charas sukria?

Anth-Ji

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Tues, 01, 2000 at 00:51:07 (GMT)

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Jim Heller

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Yes, I too miss Mata Ji
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But nothing's gonna bring her back, Anth. She's gone, man. Gone, gone, gone. The best you can do, I guess, is go over to Satpal's page where they've got another Mata Ji who'll put you to sleep, I'm sure, just like the last one. Hey, they've got extras on every one.

The Mature (and deceased) Widows, Mothers and Second-Wives of Indian Cult Leaders Page

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Tues, Feb 01, 2000 at 05:21:28 (GMT)

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ex

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Yes, I too miss Mata Ji
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Mata Ji... ah yes, the mother of creation...

a friend of mine tells this story about a woman he knows who went to an early program with mata ji speaking. Charnanand is translating for the audience, as the holy mother only speaks hindi.

This woman, however, is fluent in hindi, and can understand every hindi word the holy mother of creation is saying...

As mata ji screams at the audience, charnanand translates.

It went something like this...

Mata Ji: You must giver everything, everything to the holy lotus feet of Guru Maharaji, everything...

Charnanand: It is so nice to see all your smiling faces...

Mata Ji: Take off your watches right now and give them to the perfect master...

Charnanand: Maharaji has this most holy, perfect knowledge...

Mata: You will burn in hell if you don't give everything...

Charnanand: This meditation can bring you perfect peace...

Mata: Your lives are worthless without the perfect master.Now that you have heard, you must surrender everything, everything...

Charnanand: It is so simple, so blissful...

This went on for about an hour...the woman was completely amused, befuddled and freaked out at the same time...

She was incredulous that anyone could fall for such claptrap! 

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