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I never heard that, but the visual is indelible... Prem up there on a stage, his unique cadence and the silent rapt attention of the audience hanging on every word. I'm certain that their brains did an involuntary pee check. Do I or don't I? Then it gets a little uncomfortable and the indecision kicks in. "Gee. I think I do. How long is this going to last? I can't get up in front of all these people."
:-) How soon can you start?
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lakeshore
Date:
10/27/2024, 19:32:17
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Symbiotic.Then he gets up and sways to and fro... and so does the audience. Except now many of them need to pee.I think there's a point to be made, but I gotta go!How soon can you start? 
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________As for your earlier post, that poor premie! And when he or she finally settles on an appropriate title, a higher-up rejects it... every time!Some of the classics we were deprived of: (in Prem's own words)• Suck the Rat (on premies trying to get every last drop of worldly sweetness)• Swallow the Dynamite (and light it... on what a married person might as well do)• A Million Pieces (on the shattering that occurs when you break that connection)• 10,000 Volts (on how skipping meditation fries your wrists)• Pursuing Death (on meditating by the clock)• Going to Hell (on what happens to people who don't receive Knowledge)• The Worst Mistake (ever!... on what leaving the ashram is)• Camel Dung (on what the world tastes like but you eat it anyway because someone said it's the best)• The Greatest Fantasy (if Prem plays his role and premies play their role)• The Twinkling of an Eye (on how quickly Prem can send you to the other side of the universe)• The Only One (on Prem heading in the opposite direction of everyone else on the planet)• Worthless (Volumes I - XII) (on the need for begging and what we are without Prem and his grace)• The Big Boss (on justification for quitting your job)• Two Cents Worth (on the intellectual requirements for accepting Prem's every word)
