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Date:

Wed, May 19, 1999 at 10:53:32 (EDT)

From:

Maharaji

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To:

Everyone

Subject:

You whiners
Message:
are pathetic. If you're unhappy, just walk! And don't let the door hit you on the butt on the way out!

Man, it's tough being the Lord! Now where's that cognac?


Date:

Wed, May 19, 1999 at 12:47:02 (EDT)

From:

Mike

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To:

Maharaji

Subject:

Your goon-ship
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Hey MJ: I already took my hike in and the long hike out. It's strewn with scree and slippery talus slopes that aren't worth the effort to traverse. As an avid hiker, I'm more than willing to warn people about your dead-end trail-to-nowhere! I would be remiss in my duty (not to mention incredibly seflish) to others if I did otherwise. Hey, I've got an idea, why don't YOU hike your own trail and see where it leads....hmmmm????

Date:

Wed, May 19, 1999 at 13:40:08 (EDT)

From:

Maharaji

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To:

Mike

Subject:

Look, maggot
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My very expensive rolex watch says it's time for me to get out of here. Did I mention that I am a world-class pilot? And that I have many residences around the world. What do you have? I am a very rich and powerful man.

Now I have an important engagement to spread this love and peace.


Date:

Wed, May 19, 1999 at 14:08:01 (EDT)

From:

Durga Ji

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To:

Mike

Subject:

Dear Mike
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Please don't excite MJ anymore. He is unbearable to live with already. He rants and raves about security. He has stopped making homemade bread. Monica has been staying over later and later. The two of them play with the 64 windows. OPEN--CLOSE-- OPEN--CLOSE. We just pray it is not our karma for him to use his 64 powers on us.

We are anxious for him to leave for his world tour so we can have peace around here. Besides, I hate Monica's perfume (Excite or some cheap thing).


Date:

Wed, May 19, 1999 at 16:47:35 (EDT)

From:

Maharaji

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To:

Durga Ji

Subject:

Durga Ji!!!
Message:
Marolyn
I told you to never go near that ex-premie website!!
Now where is my detachable penis?

Date:

Wed, May 19, 1999 at 14:38:22 (EDT)

From:

Mike

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To:

Maharaji

Subject:

Look, maginot
Message:
MJ: Don't cross-the-line with me, boyo! I said HIKE, not fly...... Man, don't you know how to read?

Date:

Wed, May 19, 1999 at 16:50:40 (EDT)

From:

Maharaji

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To:

Mike

Subject:

Look, maginot
Message:
Mike, maybe you've been away too long, but Guru Maharaji doesn't hike anywhere, you dig?
And please withhold the comments about my waistline. I have a...a thyroid disorder, yeah, that's it!

Date:

Wed, May 19, 1999 at 17:13:34 (EDT)

From:

Mike

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To:

Maharaji

Subject:

You do have a disorder
Message:
MJ: But it is likely more mental than physical.

5 Brighter than 1000 suns as seen through night vision goggles
4 As bright as the lights on Maharaji's jet
3 As bright as a 60 watt light bulb
2 As bright as a pile of burning ghi on a swinging arti tray
1 As bright as the inner light as seen by the third eye
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