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Mon, May 03, 1999 at 18:08:21 (EDT)


Mary M






Thou shalt follow the example of the fearless CATWEASEL and purchase all 'Focks and Funerals' via the Internet.

Thou shalt brag in a childish way of seniority: Nanny, Nanny, Boo, Boo I've had Knowledge since seventy two.

Thou shalt not covet thy Master's ass or his Queens.

Thou shalt not honor fathers and mothers by protecting their children from pedophiles and perverts. Rather, thou shalt offer thy children as a sacrifice to the Supreme Lord of Maya.

Thou shalt never reveal that Amtext Inc/Wahadamar Inc/SEVA Corporation dba as Anacapa View Estates/Elan Vital/VisionsInternational/COMMEX/AMNEX/ASSISTED CARE: supports the mighty Lord of Maya by providing more and more and more Maya.

Thou shalt never reveal PAMS who dipped their hands into the Lord of Mayas til.

Thou shalt never reveal fornicating with the Lord of Maya's wife.

Thou shalt not reveal the Lord of Maya's ineptitude as a lover.

Thou shalt lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.... The King of Maya demands this.

Thou shalt watch for all times for the coming of the 'Lord of Maya's Blimp' from the East, whereby ye shall all be pissed upon from thy mighty Lord of above and transported in rapture as ye are whirled and taken into the eternal vortex known as the toilet flush of eternity.

Jai Sat Chitty Nam

5 Brighter than 1000 suns as seen through night vision goggles
4 As bright as the lights on Maharaji's jet
3 As bright as a 60 watt light bulb
2 As bright as a pile of burning ghi on a swinging arti tray
1 As bright as the inner light as seen by the third eye