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Date:

Wed, Apr 28, 1999 at 00:09:36 (EDT)

From:

Nil

Email:

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To:

Mary

Subject:

oh contrary
Message:
Mary... you sad, spiteful, niggardly, suspicious, paranoid, lying, cowardly, far-fetched, slanderous, dishonest, unkind, Linda Tripp-like, wretched, black-hearted piece of crap! Just what do you KNOW about any of the bullshit you just puked out? Go crawl back under your rock... 

5 Brighter than 1000 suns as seen through night vision goggles
4 As bright as the lights on Maharaji's jet
3 As bright as a 60 watt light bulb
2 As bright as a pile of burning ghi on a swinging arti tray
1 As bright as the inner light as seen by the third eye
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