I haven't been around much recently, but then I heard that somebody hacked Catweasel's message board and I was appalled.  I'm sure that an unsynchronized, unthirsty person did it.  Somebody who listens to the mind instead of the heart.  One of you exes.  It's disgusting.

I have to say that Catweasel sure does have it right. I mean, anybody who tries to judge Maharaji is on some kind of weird mind trip.  And why would anyone be so in their minds to get Maharaji's inspiring talks off the airlines?  People need him so much and I think it was like, really cheap to get them on there.  It was perfect.  Exes spoil it again.  What is it with you people?

Just the other day, when I was going through the EPO archives and reading that people around Maharaji said that Maharaji was having sex with his devotees and then dumping them, was driving drunk and smoking pot while listening to Peter Frampton records, I was thinking about how we are in no position to judge. How can we? We are pond scum and pond scum is the lowest of the low.

I'm sure that if Maharaji wasn't taking drugs, getting drunk, and taking sexual advantage of his devotees, he wouldn't be relatable to the vast majority of people in this confused world.  I mean, in a world where Janet Jackson can display her right boob before 90 million viewers of the Superbowl, how could Maharaji get any attention if he didn't have at least one mistress?

I know that when I was looking for a master, the first thing I looked for was someone who was having sex with his devotees, and who also drank a lot, and took a lot of drugs. Ostentatious wealth and conspicuous consumption, including owning multi-million-dollar yachts, multiple mansions around the world, and private jets were attributes that were high on my list, too.   It's just so clear and I'm blissed out just seeing how perfect it is.

Remember what the Elan Vital FAQs on their website used say?  They said that Maharaji is an enigma, and that "the number of people he has 'touched' "(apparently in many different ways, both inside and out) "is remarkable?"  I agree.  I don't know why Elan Vital removed those very informative FAQs, but since I no longer work there, I guess I will just have to agree that it's also pefect that they did.  I mean, it causes me confusion to think otherwise, so I don't.  You shouldn't either.

I have submitted the above to the 'Wit and Wisdom' section of the Enjoyinglife website, but for some reason, probably technical difficulties, I have not been able to find it anywhere on that website. Should I try again?

Hope to see you in Amaroo in April if I can get the money together!  Anyone want to buy my VW Bug, cheap?

Pauline