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Date:

Fri, Feb 26, 1999 at 12:13:15 (EST)

From:

Sir Bad Acid

Email:

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To:

Everyone

Subject:

We have travelled Eons/Molases
Message:
It's kind of here, man. I can't explain it. You'd have to be here too but maybe I can bring you in. I saw my whole life was leading up to this point because it's all happened now.

The cars looked angry when I went outside but the shoes look friendly enough. Hey, your trousers are smiling, man! What's that green stuff on your face? I saw myself in the wall. Couldn't take it so I spent several hours in the toilet and when I came back, the kettle STILL hadn't boiled.

I'm going to go back to where I belong in the bathroom. Those jewels were beautiful. Perhaps they might take me there as long as the water doesn't overflow again. Man, it made a sick blue mess all over the floor. I've never been here before. But now it's ready, kind of like prepared to sit in a tree and shave off the bark. And the cat knew me, man. I never noticed that before. That cat knows where it's at...

5 Brighter than 1000 suns as seen through night vision goggles
4 As bright as the lights on Maharaji's jet
3 As bright as a 60 watt light bulb
2 As bright as a pile of burning ghi on a swinging arti tray
1 As bright as the inner light as seen by the third eye
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